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Fall 2008 Awards Winners
Kicking It Old School won the RSAK Cup over Shake N Bake, but here's a list of the other big winners for the Fall 2008 Season:

AWARD WINNER
Most Stylish Team
Off Constantly
Most Sportsmanlike Team
The Regulators
Best New Team
I'd Kick That
Most Improved Team
Lemony Kickit: A Series of Unfortunate Innings
Team With the Best Attitude
Off Constantly
Friendliest Team
The Regulators
Drunkest Team
Alcoholkicks
Most Spirited Team
Team ... Brought to you by the fine folks at the Happy Note
Team With the Best Fans (TIE)
Team … Brought to you by the fine folks at the Happy Note
Team With the Best Fans (TIE)
Off Constantly
INDIVIDUAL AWARD WINNER
Collen Fava Friendliest Player Award
Angie Lau, Lemony Kickit
Christopher Allen Most Sportsmanlike Player Award
Nick Meyers, Drunk Drunks Kickball All-Stars
Mz. RSAK Lauren O'Neill, Drunk Skunks
Mr. RSAK Travis Ducote Drunk Drunks Kickball All-Stars
Mr. RSAK Nick Meyers, Drunk Drunks Kickball All-Stars
The Colleen Fava Friendliest Player Award (TIE) Emily Sanders Drunk Skunks
The Colleen Fava Friendliest Player Award (TIE) Angie Lau, Lemony Kickit
The Christoper Allen Most Sportsmanlike Player Award
Nick Meyers, Drunk Drunks Kickball All-Stars
Sexiest Kickballer (MALE) Jacob Gwin, Swamp Donkeys
Sexiest Kickballer (FEMALE) (TIE) Kim DeMutsert Orange Jews
Sexiest Kickballer (FEMALE) (TIE) Amanda Yoesting, Kickballs of Fury
Most Spirited Player Emily Sanders, Drunk Skunks
Favorite Kickball Couple Scott and Travis (you guys are Soooo funny)
Drunkest Player Michael El Koubi Team ...
Best Attitude Angie Lau, Lemony Kickit
Founder's Conference Most Valuable Player (TIE) Kevin Alford, Swamp Donkeys
Founder's Conference Most Valuable Player (TIE) Jake Hendrix, Shake N Bake
Founder's Conference Most Likely to Argue a Call Scott Murry Team Ninja
Founder's Conference Most Dangerous Pitcher Kerry Badeaux, Swamp Donkeys
Founder's Conference Biggest...Um...Leg Mike Hennings, Pirates of the Caribballin'
Founder's Conference Best Trash Talker Emily Sanders, Drunk Skunks
Founder's Conference Best Outfielder Kevin Alford, Swamp Donkeys
Founder's Conference Best Infielder Jeremy Conkle, Off Constantly
Founder's Conference Best Base Running (TIE) Becky Waltner, Team Ninja
Founder's Conference Best Base Running (TIE) B J Lato, Drunk Skunks
Commissioner's Conference Most Valuable Player Parker Marshall, Kickin' It Old School
Commissioner's Conference Most Likely to Argue a Call Charlie Humphreys, Pirates
Commissioner's Conference Most Dangerous Pitcher Nick Meyers, Drunk Drunks
Commissioner's Conference Biggest...Um...Leg Eric Ducote, Pirates of the Caribballin
Commissioner's Conference Best Trash Talker Mike Hennings, Pirates of the Caribballin'
Commissioner's Conference Best Outfielder Parker Marshall, Kicking It old School
Commissioner's Conference Best Infielder Jake Hendrix, Shake and Bake
Commissioner's Conference Best Base Running Kristen Versaw, Drunk Drunks

WRITE IN AWARDS:

Best Looking in Drag - Jason Wyrick Kickballs of Fury
Best crazy person: Sarah Pollock, Kicking it Old School
Most Misunderstood David Tillinghast
Best Spontaneous Dog Acrobatics in the Dugout- River (Off Constantly)
Most likely to play third base, shortstop and first base all at the same time in a single play and get everybody out before heading back to the office - Blue Loupe, Alcoholkicks
Diane and Charlie should tie for the drunkest!
THE BEST DRINKING IN THE OUTFIELD WHILE PLAYING WITH STYLE AWARD= GREG RICHARD I'D KICK THAT
Sexiest Men Alive- Swamp Donkeys as Kevin for Halloween
"Best Cheerleader" Kevin Schneider, Shake N Bake
most likely to trip everyone - eric "boo" Ducote
"Most Likely to be the Next Ducote on Emily's checklist"- Dana Ducote
Best snacks at kickball games - Cecilia Leumas and Vanessa Tobias
Most likely to steal players from another team: Koubi
Most likely to run in a ball from the ourfield - Brent Linsley - Orange Jews
Best Fan: Jessica Czubakowski, "OBF"
Best Kickball Dog: Black Dog
Best comeback from a gruesome injury: Bob Ellis
Scariest team to play againt in costume--Kickin It Old School
Scariest Halloween costumes: Kickin's it old school. "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me"
Best Team Uniform Idea: Kyle Metz (Off Constantly)
"Most Dramatic Infielder: Sara Pollock"
The team with the best 4-legged fans- Off Constantly
The Barry Bonds 'whatever it takes to win' award - Travis Ducote
The Nick Meyers most likely to never win a playoff game no matter how good the regular season was award. Tie: Travis Ducote and Nick Meyers
Most likely to take balls (all types) to the Face Award, Emily Sanders
Most likely to play Kickball with Eskimos - Kristen Versaw & Anders Gerhart
Best at putting up with cocky serious players on their own team: Tracy, Kicking it Old School
Most Likely to Drink Kool-Aid Directly from the Team Cooler- Samson (Off Constantly)
Most likely to organize an entire tournament just to hook up with a redneck- YOU KNOW WHO
BEST SMOKING A CIG WHILE PLAYING WITH STYLE AWARD LANDON HUGHS I'D KICK THAT
Most like to get a butt cramp while running to first- Sheila Schembre, Swamp Donkeys
most likely to look like Travis and Scott - Emily Sanders and Lauren O'Neill
"Most Likely to End Up Taking Care of Business (TCB)- Lauren O'Neill
Best coach/manager: ME. This award should be added for next season.
Most likley to giggle uncontrollably while running the bases - lauren ONeil - Drunk Skunks
Playoff MVP: Danton Alexius, Kickin' It Old School (How the hell could he not get nominated for biggest leg?)
Best player to show-up some of the time: Austin Humphreys
Best unintended break dance move used to score a run-Robyn Geddes, The Regulators
Biggest Rivalry: Off Constantly vs. Off Brendan Fraser
"Playoff MVP: Danton Alexius, Kickin' It Old School"
Most Likely to Play Kickball with Eskimos - Kristen Versaw & Anders Gerhart
The "Boo tripped Me" most likely to make up a scenario to explain total lack of coordination award. Emily Sanders
Most likely to pop up award, Nick Myers
Best at hiding poop in their pants: Parker Marschall, Kicking it old school
Best Cookies- Cecilia Leumas (Off Constantly)
SWEATIEST BALLS AWARD= GREG RICHARD I'D KICK THAT
Best Painter in the Room- Lauren O'Neill, Drunk Skunks
most likely to be cannonized a saint for having accidentally been born into The Ducote family - Dana Ducote
Greatest Hallowen Costume Ever- Emily Sanders and Lauren O'Neill as Travis Ducote and Scott Murry
Most likley to seriously injure someone by throwing the ball at them - Jake Hendrix - Shake and Bake
But Umperee: Kevin Alford, Swamp Donks
Scott, there's a glitch in the matrix!!!!
The Most likely to sit in a bar for two hours talking about kickball to then only go into a parking lot to have an argument about kickball for an additional two hours award. Travis Ducote and Scott Murray: Commisioners Extraordinaire
Best Scott Impersonation: Lauren O'Neil
Best Travis Impersonation: Emily "state park" Sanders
Best Kevin Impersonation: The Swamp Donkeys
MOST LIKELY TO BE NAMED BRENNAN: Jacqueline Mendoza Blanchard

 

 
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